vrsmith
04-22-2001, 01:02 AM
It's the battle of the sexes! It's the race of the new millenium!
Can you stand it? Christy and Chuck. Head to Head. Carb to Carb. Who will win?
It's the world's slowest quarter mile race!
First Christy is ahead. Then Chuck.
Who will win? Who will start? Who will start first? It's exciting. It's enthralling.
It's IMPORTANT! You cheer for Christy. You cheer for Chuck.
You cheer for anybody. Can't anybody get those old Mercedes
to run?
Are you any better? Do you want a shot? These two are contenders!
If you can step in the ring, then go ahead. But beware! Just
because you can change some oil, or maybe a filter, doesn't
get you into this battle. You have to be able to get dirty.
Really dirty. Christy has grease up to her elbows. Chuck
has grease in his hair. Are you any better? Maybe. But, be
certain that to compete in this contest, you have to be dedicated.
Christy. Chuck. Dedication. They both have it. You might have it too,
but can you prove it? Come the day that
Christy and Chuck drive their cars together on the same road
you can watch, but can you truly compare? Likely not. Not me, yet.
In the world of automotive competion, this race is hard won.
There can be two winners.
GO Christy! GO Chuck!
Let's see a dual victory lap already!
Can you stand it? Christy and Chuck. Head to Head. Carb to Carb. Who will win?
It's the world's slowest quarter mile race!
First Christy is ahead. Then Chuck.
Who will win? Who will start? Who will start first? It's exciting. It's enthralling.
It's IMPORTANT! You cheer for Christy. You cheer for Chuck.
You cheer for anybody. Can't anybody get those old Mercedes
to run?
Are you any better? Do you want a shot? These two are contenders!
If you can step in the ring, then go ahead. But beware! Just
because you can change some oil, or maybe a filter, doesn't
get you into this battle. You have to be able to get dirty.
Really dirty. Christy has grease up to her elbows. Chuck
has grease in his hair. Are you any better? Maybe. But, be
certain that to compete in this contest, you have to be dedicated.
Christy. Chuck. Dedication. They both have it. You might have it too,
but can you prove it? Come the day that
Christy and Chuck drive their cars together on the same road
you can watch, but can you truly compare? Likely not. Not me, yet.
In the world of automotive competion, this race is hard won.
There can be two winners.
GO Christy! GO Chuck!
Let's see a dual victory lap already!